If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

 

If I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single

I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale

It'd just be me and Trigger

We'd go riding through them movies

Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

 

And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

 

The mystery masked man was smart, he got himself a Tonto

'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free

But Tonto he was smarter

And one day said, "Kemosabe

Kiss my ass, I bought a boat

I'm going out to sea"

 

And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together, go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat